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	<title>Comments on: Absurd Office Safety Stories</title>
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		<title>By: Beth</title>
		<link>http://www.officehumorblog.com/index.php/2009/03/11/absurd-office-safety-stories/comment-page-1/#comment-284676</link>
		<dc:creator>Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Probably once a week I nearly get bashed in the face with the door to our office by some idiot manager who walk 95 miles per hour and comes barging out just as I&#039;m about to come in.  They could use a safety seminar on how to open doors like normal people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably once a week I nearly get bashed in the face with the door to our office by some idiot manager who walk 95 miles per hour and comes barging out just as I&#8217;m about to come in.  They could use a safety seminar on how to open doors like normal people.</p>
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		<title>By: jen</title>
		<link>http://www.officehumorblog.com/index.php/2009/03/11/absurd-office-safety-stories/comment-page-1/#comment-280945</link>
		<dc:creator>jen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is how so many offices are going now! The stories I have heard since doing this job have been ridiculous. Full on handbooks have been given out in some offices with &quot;advice&quot; as in your post above and things about blinking!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is how so many offices are going now! The stories I have heard since doing this job have been ridiculous. Full on handbooks have been given out in some offices with &#8220;advice&#8221; as in your post above and things about blinking!!!</p>
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