If you're a postman and decide to start stealing from packages, you may want to reconsider wearing items you stole around the office, especially if one of those items is a stolen thong.
Obviously the guy has multiple issues going on, issues that would make for a hilarious work environment. Of course, you'd have to be sure not to leave any of your underwear lying around.
File that under underpants gnomes infiltrate post office.
[tags]postman, stolen packages[/tags]