If you’re planning on robbing a convenience store any time soon, you may want to avoid filling out a job application for the store you’re about to rob.
Darwin must have had something to do with this whole thing. Why not just hand the person you’re robbing a business card with your name, address, and phone number on it? Maybe leave behind your driver’s license, pass port, and birth certificate too while you’re at it. You don’t want the police to have to work too hard you know.
File that under evolution skipped a beat.


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