Thursday, March 6, 2008

Joke 596: Death of a Consultant

A consultant dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, "Congratulations!"

"Congratulations for what?" asks the consultant.

"We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old," Saint Peter exclaims.

"But that's not true," says the consultant. "I only lived to be 40."

"That's impossible," says Saint Peter, "we added up your time sheets."

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  1. Brad Montgomery Said:

    I like your site about office humor. I write a humor blog, and am glad to be hip to you.... Cheers! Brad

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