Dec 21, 2007

Joke 575: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 5)

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it ” soots ” him!

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it’s to far to walk

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