Dec 20, 2007

Joke 574: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 4)

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claus-trophobic.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive” ?
A: Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: What’s a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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