Dec 19, 2007

Joke 573: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 3)

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

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