Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
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