Dec 18, 2007

Joke 572: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 2)

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

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