Dec 17, 2007

Joke 571: Corny Christmas Jokes (part 1)

Q: What carries round a sack and bites people?
A: Santa Jaws

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

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