Office Humor Blog

• You take your paycheck to the bank and the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.
• The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency assistance.
• Your only charge cards are for the Salvation Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.
• You work full time and you still qualify for food stamps.
• You empty out your piggy bank and then cook the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.
• All you can think about morning, noon and night is clipping grocery coupons.
• You file your income taxes and the IRS returns them stamped, “Charity Case — Return To Sender.”
• You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate requests.
• You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill into your billfold and it goes into shock.
• You get arrested for taking the coins out of the fountain in the mall.

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