Nov 29, 2007

Drunks, Druggies, Tardys, Cussmouths, Thieves and All Other General Type of Moron Need Not Apply

Do you consider yourself a step above being a “general type of moron”? If so, it looks like you’re in luck because more and more businesses seem to be setting their hiring standards to an all time low - so if you don’t do drugs, are on time, don’t cuss too much, and keep drinking to a minimum, you should be good to go.

Ok, so the person interviewed in the article has had an incredibly bad string of luck with her employees and she really hasn’t changed her hiring requirements, merely her approach to advertising for new hires. While I really do love her blunt job ad, I fear it would probably attract those who couldn’t be hired elsewhere as they see it as an easier job to get.

File that under drunks and druggies union up in arms.

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