Loading ...You know you’ve been out of college too long when…
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
- Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 PM.
- Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- MTV News is no longer your primary source of information.
- You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Grocery lists are longer than Macaroni & Cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Hos.
- “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You don’t get liquored up at home to save money before going to a bar.
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