Loading ...Are you a prostitute or a consultant:
Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you’re left hanging with only other “professionals.”
Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain.
You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it’s not your problem.
When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
You are rated on your “performance” in an excruciating ordeal.
Even though you get paid the big bucks, it’s the client who walks away smiling.
The client always thinks your “cut” of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
When you deduct your “take” from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, “I’m not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life.”
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