Office Humor Blog

Are you a prostitute or a consultant:

You work very odd hours.

You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.

You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.

You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.

You are not proud of what you do.

Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

It’s difficult to have a family.

You have no job satisfaction.

If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.

You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.

People ask you, “What do you do?” and you can’t explain it.

Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend.)

Tags: prostitute joke, consultant joke