Loading ...You know it’s going to be a bad day when …
… you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don’t have a water bed.
… your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
… you get a rejection notice from the HUMOR Listserver saying that you’re no longer funny
… your doctor tells you, “Well, I have bad news and good news…”
… you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!”
… your ex-lover calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you’d better get the Test
… you wake up at work naked in front of your co-workers
… when someone accuses you of faking humor
… your lover tells you, “I’m sub-letting another apartment and the movers are here to move me.”
… you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
… you need your chocoholic fix and the government just banned chocolate!
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