Beaver Mia TorrentTimberland Back Lace Up BootYoung Boy Cum Pics FreeCrossdressing In My Moms ClothesBrass Hollow SquareYoung Mommies R Us ProboardsPatty Mcguire In PlayboyAdvice Online High School For TeensTeen Eat CumDenisa TeenGrocery PussyFree Tight ButtholeDunlopillo Latex PillowSexy Fashion Booty JeansFeminism Effects On MenSex After Baby Woman WhenSex Swingers In Pinedale New MexicoAnal LatianTias Buenas Muy Guarras Usando WebcamsMother Son First Time SexRidings The Wings Of EternityGuide To Adult ToysHousewife Slurping CockCelebrity Gossip The PaparazziTraci Baxter ArticleWet School Uniform BaptismThumbsnail Photos Of Naked MomsFemale Bodybuilders Clitoral EnlargementSenior Citizen Sex GuideArt Male ModelsKatherine Heigl In A BikiniIncompetent Cervix Support GroupsHandjob Thumbnails CanadaFree Lesbain GamesFree Young Gay Male Porn FilmsGreat Anel SexDubai Escorts ContactsNaket BeachesViet Girl Gift For LoversOklahoma Latino AgencyTeenboy Porno Free RapidsgarePics Gay Men CumHot Blonde European SlutsPschycology Of A Sissy MaleFemale Orgasm Sound BoardAshley BlowNerd HottyNaked British CoedsReasons For Erection ProblemsTechnology Coordinating Group Defense PenetrationDbz Tenkaichi 2009 Jelsoft Enterprises LtdWhat Does Judaism Say About MenopauseHow To Lace Shoes Straight AcrossRsey Red TeensPorn Magazine For WomenBooty Clapping Super FreaksFull Metal Alchemist Adult HentaiNude AshwariaAre They Blurring Houses Bald SpotHip Hop Dance Classes For TeensFemale Santana BoxingEbony Machine FuckingWebcam Gay Personnel Gratuit Fran AisMale Arousal ExcercisesThe Notion Of CelebrityDugeon FemdomDescribe Sexual PositionsCelebrite Francaise DenudeeFucking Friends Mom VideosRaunchy Colleg Party Viral VideosNc Shrimping IndustrySex With MaddowSports Naked MenDont Get PregnantTatiana Jakarta Indonesia FuckPee Drinking XxxMasturbation Percentage MenDebutants Showing SkinnyAnal BlistersGirls Silk PantiesSwanlake NudeFixed Fee Accounting SussexBare Teenage Pubic MomPicture Of Dead Celebrity Popular SearchesSea Shrimp History NutritionRio Girls Suck CockShemales Amutaer PornSorrry BitchFuck A MermaidEnhanced Adult Family Care And MaStraight Sex Gay Mans PerspectiveIcest MomTeenager Laying In BloodModern Facial Hair StylePay Rate For Nurse PractitionersCelebrity Fakers Little FaultShisho Filthy Little Angels 1987Hot Movie Sex Scenes For FreeXxx Lesbian Teen PorKate Ritchie And Xxx
Aug 3, 2007

Joke 476: 101 Ways to Say No (part 3)

I’d love to, but…

  • there are important world issues that need worrying about.
  • I have to draw “Cubby” for an art scholarship.
  • I’m uncomfortable when I’m alone or with others.
  • I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
  • I feel a song coming on.
  • I’m trying to be less popular.
  • my bathroom tiles need grouting.
  • I have to bleach my hare.
  • I’m waiting to see if I’m already a winner.
  • I’m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
  • you know how we psychos are.
  • my favorite commercial is on TV.
  • I have to study for a blood test.
  • I’m going to be old someday.
  • I’ve been traded to Cincinnati.
  • I’m observing National Apathy Week.
  • I have to rotate my crops.
  • my uncle escaped again.
  • I’m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
  • I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
  • I’m having my baby shoes bronzed.
  • I have to go to court for kitty littering.
  • I’m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
  • I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
  • having fun gives me prickly heat.
  • I’m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
  • I have to jog my memory.
  • my palm reader advised against it.
  • my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
  • I have to stay home and see if I snore.
  • I prefer to remain an enigma.
  • I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
  • I have to sit up with a sick ant.
  • I’m trying to cut down.
  • … well, maybe.

Tags: ,

Leave a Reply