Office Humor Blog

I’d love to, but…

• there are important world issues that need worrying about.
• I have to draw “Cubby” for an art scholarship.
• I’m uncomfortable when I’m alone or with others.
• I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• I feel a song coming on.
• I’m trying to be less popular.
• my bathroom tiles need grouting.
• I have to bleach my hare.
• I’m waiting to see if I’m already a winner.
• I’m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
• you know how we psychos are.
• my favorite commercial is on TV.
• I have to study for a blood test.
• I’m going to be old someday.
• I’ve been traded to Cincinnati.
• I’m observing National Apathy Week.
• I have to rotate my crops.
• my uncle escaped again.
• I’m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
• I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
• I’m having my baby shoes bronzed.
• I have to go to court for kitty littering.
• I’m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
• I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
• having fun gives me prickly heat.
• I’m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
• I have to jog my memory.
• my palm reader advised against it.
• my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
• I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• I prefer to remain an enigma.
• I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
• I have to sit up with a sick ant.
• I’m trying to cut down.
• … well, maybe.

Tags: ways to say no, office humor