Office Humor Blog

I’d love to, but…

• I have to floss my cat.
• I’ve dedicated my life to linguini.
• I want to spend more time with my blender.
• the President said he might drop in.
• the man on television told me to say tuned.
• I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
• I’m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
• it’s my parakeet’s bowling night.
• it wouldn’t be fair to the other Beautiful People.
• I’m building a pig from a kit.
• I did my own thing and now I’ve got to undo it.
• I’m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
• there’s a disturbance in the Force.
• I’m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
• I have to go to the post office to see if I’m still wanted.
• I’m teaching my ferret to yodel.
• I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
• I’m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
• I’m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
• my crayons all melted together.
• I’m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
• I’m in training to be a household pest.
• I’m getting my overalls overhauled.
• my patent is pending.
• I’m attending the opening of my garage door.
• I’m sandblasting my oven.
• I’m worried about my vertical hold.
• I’m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
• I’m being deported.
• the grunion are running.
• I’ll be looking for a parking space.
• my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
• the monsters haven’t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

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