Loading ...10. Contrary to earlier findings, Mars only about a mile from Earth.
9. NASA’s Mars footage looks suspiciously similar to Atari’s Asteroids.
8. So far, no sign of Mork.
7. Footage shows Paris Hilton having sex with a Martian.
6. We could’ve taken a photo of Death Valley and saved 400-million dollars.
5. The Mars invasion force is already on its way and there’s not a damn thing we can do about it.
4. It’s much more Mars-y than we even imagined.
3. Whole “red planet” thing just a marketing ploy by Cherry 7-Up.
2. Kucinich’s popularity rating on Mars is the same as on Earth.
1. Osama ain’t there either.
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