Jun 4, 2007

Joke 432: 5 Reasons it Sucks to be an Egg

1. You only get laid once.

2. You only get eaten once.

3. It takes you 7 minutes to get hard (in boiling water).

4. You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.

5. The only one that sits on your face is your mother.

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