Office Humor Blog

• Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you.
• Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
• How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
• Why is it fake lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to ‘cure’ it?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
• Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
• Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs its ‘4s’?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
• Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
• Do married people live longer than single people do, or does it just SEEM longer?
• I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
• If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
• Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

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