Office Humor Blog

• Isn’t Disney World a people-trap operated by a mouse?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp to have an ’s’ in it?
• How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
• If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
• Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
• Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?
• Why do banks charge you a ‘non-sufficient funds’ fee on money they already know that you don’t have?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• When two aeroplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!
• Do fish get cramps after eating?
• Why are there five syllables in the word ‘monosyllabic’?
• Why do scientists call it ‘research’ when they are looking for something new?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
• Why is it that when a door is open, it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?

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