Office Humor Blog

• Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
• Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn’t live there.
• I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I’d be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.’
• So what’s the speed of dark?
• After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
• Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
• If you’re sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
• Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
• If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

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