Office Humor Blog

• Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
• Do I look like a people person?
• This isn’t an office, it’s Satan’s place with bad lighting.
• I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
• YOU!! Off my planet!
• Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?
• And your crybaby whiny opinion would be..?
• How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
• Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
• How do I set laser printer to stun?
• When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
• Earth is full..GO HOME!
• I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!

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