- As smart as bait
- Chimney’s clogged
- Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
- Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair
- Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
- Forgot to pay his brain bill
- Her sewing machine’s out of thread
- His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
- His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
- If he had another brain it would be lonely
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control
- No grain in the silo
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
- Receiver is off the hook
- Several nuts short of a full pouch
- Skylight leaks a little
- Slinky’s kinked
- Surfing in Nebraska
- Too much yardage between the goal posts
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