Mar 16, 2007

Joke 376: Ways to Call Someone Stupid (part 2)

  • As smart as bait
  • Chimney’s clogged
  • Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
  • Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair
  • Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill
  • Her sewing machine’s out of thread
  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
  • His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
  • If he had another brain it would be lonely
  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control
  • No grain in the silo
  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
  • Receiver is off the hook
  • Several nuts short of a full pouch
  • Skylight leaks a little
  • Slinky’s kinked
  • Surfing in Nebraska
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts

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