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Maxim Online has put up an incredibly entertaining list of the 50 lamest things of all time.

The list has some hilarious entries with some even funnier descriptions. Some of the better ones include:

50. Dogs in handbags
Wasn’t picking up their shit enough? If you need a pet you can carry everywhere, check out intestinal parasites.

40. Rappers who aren’t shot
We’re not saying that everyone needs to take nine slugs like 50 Cent, but one or two would be very much appreciated. Thanks, dawgs.

12. Soft-core porn
As pointless as a no-contact version of the UFC. The actresses are faking in hardcore, too, but at least they’re grinding in the general vicinity of the guy’s crank. (We demand plausibility!)

8. Vegan bacon
The key to good bacon is—stay with us on this one—pork. And no matter how much you pretend you love soy, that won’t change, kelp boy

There’s many more great mentions in the list so be sure to check them all out here.

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