Office Humor Blog

• NEW - Different color from previous design.
• ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
• EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.
• UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.
• FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.
• ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
• IT’S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
• FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
• HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.
• FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.
• REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.
• DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.
• YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.
• BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.
• MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.
• MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.
• HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

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