Nov 23, 2006

Joke 295: 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving

  • “Reach in and grab the gibblets.”
  • “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”
  • “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat!”
  • “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
  • “Talk about a HUGE breast!”
  • “And he forces his way into the end zone!”
  • “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”
  • “It’s cool whip time!”
  • “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”
  • “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

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