Nov 21, 2006

Joke 293: Office Posters (part 2)

  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Never quit until you have another job.
  • Work harder slaves!
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • If you can read this, you’re not working!
  • Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  • Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • Pride, commitment, teamwork — words we use to get you to work for free.
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Work: It isn’t just for sleeping anymore.
  • There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.

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