Nov 20, 2006

Joke 292: Office Posters (part 1)

  • If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  • Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
  • If you think we’re a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings — they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.
  • ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE.
  • We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
  • 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
  • If at first you don’t succeed — try management.
  • It’s only unethical if you get caught.

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