Office Humor Blog

While you don’t see too many lemonade stands out there anymore, they do still exist. You do want to be careful if you decide to buy a glass though as the following prank video demonstrates.

Tags: lemonade stand, prank video

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

“Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?”

“They’re for my juggling act,” the man says.

“I don’t believe you,” says the cop. “Prove it.” So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

“Man,” says the first guy. “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”

Tags: cop humor, sobriety tests

If you’re a mother getting ready for the holidays, odds are you’ll be doing around £18K worth of work. Holiday related jobs that go unpaid include cooking, decorating, organising events, and making costumes for the kids.

It’s easy to see why many still consider being a stay at home mom the hardest job on the planet.

File that under hardest and hopefully one of the most rewarding jobs.

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.

Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband’s face while you are having sex?”

“Well, yes, I actually did once.”

“And how did your husband look?”

“Angry, very angry.”

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband’s face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?”

“He was looking through the window at us!”

Tags: adultry humor, joke

Do you have a coworker that just uses way too many smiley faces in their emails? If so, you may need to show them the following smiley face intervention video. The video also warns of excess LOLs.

Tags: smile faces, funny video

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

“What size?” asks the clerk.

“Gee, I don’t know.”

“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

“What size?” The kid embarassedly says “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.”

The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”

Tags: condom humor, joke

We all hate getting those annoying phone calls from telemarketers right? You’ve probably heard many different pranks people have used to get back at those telemarketers when they call, but you may not have heard this one.

The recording is from a comedian who takes a telemarketer call and proceeds to get the telemarketer to think that the person he was trying to call was murdered and that the telemarketer is a suspect just for calling the number. The comedian does a great job and gets the guy to fall hook, line, and sinker. Definitely one of the best telemarketing pranks I’ve heard.

Tags: telemarketer prank call, funny telemarket calls

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.”

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, “Oh! You’re a lawyer?”

He replied, “Why… yes I am!”

So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, “Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”

Tags: lawyer joke, lawyer humor

Want to join the mile high club? If so, Jeff Riedel may have just the thing for you – Mile High AZ. For $750 you’ll be flying around 6,000 feet for 90 minutes in the back of a decked out plane.

The flight does not include a partner, so you’ll just have to bring you’re own.

File that under NASA currently working on similar shuttle experience.

• NEW – Different color from previous design.
• ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.
• EXCLUSIVE – Imported product.
• UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition.
• FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments.
• ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.
• IT’S HERE AT LAST – Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.
• FIELD TESTED – Manufacturer lacks test equipment.
• HIGH ACCURACY – Unit on which all parts fit.
• FUTURISTIC – No other reason why it looks the way it does.
• REDESIGNED – Previous flaws fixed – we hope.
• DIRECT SALES ONLY – Factory had a big argument with distributor.
• YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT – We finally got one to work.
• BREAKTHROUGH – We finally figured out a use for it.
• MAINTENANCE FREE – Impossible to fix.
• MEETS ALL STANDARDS – Ours, not yours.
• HIGH RELIABILITY – We made it work long enough to ship it.

Tags: advertising humor