Loading ...Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist and the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog. “PC ,do your stuff.” PC trotted over to a desktop PC, grabbed the mouse in his mouth and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, “Tax Break, do your stuff.” Tax Break went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good. But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8oz. Without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the government worker and said “What can your dog do?” The government worker called to his dog and said “Coffee Break, do your stuff.” Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, Jumped on the computer keyboard, assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker’s Compensation and went home on sick leave.
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