Jul 20, 2006

Joke 205: Vacation Plans

Billy Bob says to Lester, “You know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again.”

Lester says, “So what you gonna do different this year?”

Billy Bob says, “This year, I’m takin’ Marie with me…”

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