Office Humor Blog

Next time you feel like staring at somebody behind at work, be careful who you do it in front of.

Tags: office humor, butt slapping

I imagine being an actor trying to break into the industry is hard. What I can’t imagine is what this Brazilion actor was thinking when he thought he could prove his abilities by storming in with only swim trunks on and taking a hostage during the filming of a soap opera.

Apparently the guy was fired from the show a few months earlier and thought by taking a hostage he could draw attention to his abilities. Um… yeah ok.

File that under I wonder if they rehired him?

Tags: Brazilion actor, soap opera, out of work actor

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she’s staying home because she’s not feeling well.

“What’s the matter?” he asks.

“I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice.

“What the hell is anal glaucoma?”

“I can’t see my ass coming into work today.”

Tags: cal in sick, work joke, office humor

The following video may start off a bit slow, but it just get funnier and funnier. While it is a bathroom scene, it’s still safe for viewing at work. This thing needs to become a real commerical on TV.

Tags: Lance Krall, pregnancy test, ipod shuffle commercial

Okay, so I know the title is a bit of a mouthful, so let me try and clarify. The Patently Silly website has found a US patent that covers status indicator signs for offices and cubicles.

I’ve definitely seen people in the office who put paper signs up that say things like “I’m at lunch” or “high priority only”, but I never thought somebody would actually go out and patent the idea. Actually, I think the patent should be invalid since there is history of prior use as indicated in my examples above. Just another silly patent by some people with too much time on their hands.

Tags: stupid patents, office patents, cubicle signs

All lawyer jokes aside, it’s sad to hear that a woman stole from her boss, a boss that happens to be a blind attorney. His blindess was actually the reason she took advantage of him, as she had him sign checks made out to herself, telling him they were for other legitimate expenses.

The total amount stolen is reported to be at least $14,000 and the lawyer has been struggling to get his credit cleared. Perhaps the oddest thing in the story is that the lawyer said the woman sent him an email confessing she was draining his bank account. Now, I’m no rocket scientist, but if he’s blind, how’s he supposed to read the email? I guess he could have one of those speaking modules installed that would read the email out loud to him, but that makes it even sadder thinking about him having to hear about it from his computer.

File that under I’m guessing she’s fired.

Tags: blind lawyer, stealing from boss

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

“The female dormitory will be out of bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?”

“How much for a season pass?”

Tags: college humor, joke, dormitories

Apparently Japan has some damn hilarious television. Below is a video clip from some Japanese prank show. There’s two different pranks they do so make sure you watch it until the end to see the second prank they do.

Tags: Japanese prank show, prank video

IN PRISON…you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK… you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8cubicle.

IN PRISON…you get three meals a day.
AT WORK…you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON…you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK…you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON…the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK…you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON…you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK…you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON…you get your own toilet.
AT WORK…you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON…they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK…you can’t even speak to your family.

IN PRISON…all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK…you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON…you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK…you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON…you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK…they are called “supervisors”.

Tags: work humor, prison

Are you a fan of the movie Office Space? Do you think you’ve got every line, scene, and stat memorized? If so, head on over to take this Office Space quiz and see how well you do. There are 100 questions so it may take awhile, but since they’re multiple choice you should be able to get through them without too much trouble.

Tags: Office Space movie