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Why God Never Received Tenure at the University:

• Because he had only one major publication.
• And it was in Hebrew.
• And it had no cited references.
• And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
• And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
• It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
• His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
• The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
• He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
• When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
• He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
• He expelled his first two students for learning.
• Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
• His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
• When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he often punished them, or just deleted them from the sample.

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