Jan 31, 2006

News: From Doctor to Pimp

A New Zealand doctor recently turned his medical practice into a brothel after having issues with the local health organization. New Zealand has had legalized prostitution for a couple years now.

Oh, and the doctor is naming his new brothel “Whalers”. Isn’t it a bit risky to name a brothel that? Maybe it’s just me but it seems like too many fat jokes could come out of that… of course it is New Zealand and maybe that meaning doesn’t apply there.

File that under grand opening buy one get one free deal?

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Jan 31, 2006

Prank 24: Photo Touch Up Fun

Very quick and easy prank here; swapping out the photos on your coworker’s desk.

Requirements:

  • Time (low) - should take very little time to replace some photos.
  • Cost (none) - no cost.
  • Risk (low) - should be no problems here, unless your coworker is very sensitive about their photos.

Steps:

  1. Tape different things onto your coworker’s photos. For example, put a dog head on top of your coworker’s head or put a picture of yourself next to your coworker’s girlfriend (or visa versa depending on you and your coworker’s gender).

Result:

See told you that was quick and easy. It’s a very simple prank, but if done correctly you might just get a great reaction from your coworker. The best is when he or she doesn’t notice any difference to the photos for awhile. Obviously this works better with victims that have a lot of photos on their desk.

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Jan 31, 2006

Joke 83: Premature

A man was admitted to the hospital suffering from premature ejaculation.

The doctors said it was touch and go.

Jan 30, 2006

News: Catholic University Mails Phone Sex Numbers

Seton Hall University sent out tens of thousands of applications as they do every year, this time including a phone sex phone number. The phone number was supposed to connect students with World Education Services, a New York-based firm that screens international academic credentials.

Probably the funniest part of the whole thing (other than the irony of this being a Catholic school), is that the spokesman for the university said the typo may have been around for many years. I wonder how many prospective students the typo drove away. But then again, it may have drawn in many more.

File that under it’s all a secret recruiting strategy.

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Jan 30, 2006

Joke 82: Aerospace Engineer and St. Peter

A promising young NASA aerospace engineer was killed in a horrific car accident and arrived in Heaven, protesting to St. Peter at the pearly gates. “St. Peter, I’m only 35. I’m much too young to die. I have a wonderful wife and family, so much to live for. Why in the world am I here?”

St. Peter looked through a huge stack of papers, looked over the top of his glasses and said, “Well, according to all of these hours on your time sheets, you’ve got to be at least 108.”

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Jan 27, 2006

Link: How to be a Nude Art Model

I post “how to’s” here once in awhile. They are usually work related, sometimes even humor related, but they are usually fairly practical (at least in my opinion). Well, today I found a How to be a Nude Art Model article and I really just had to post it.

Now, I have absolutely nothing against nude art models, but does it really require a “how to”? By that, I’m not saying it’s easy to be an art model either. Frankly, I have no idea what it takes to become an art model. Even though I know nothing about it, if I did want to become one, I don’t think a brief how to article like the one I linked to is going to be of much help.

I mean, look at some of the steps “When you are finished with your session, get dressed.” Uh… really? You should get dressed after you’re done? I thought for sure you should just leave naked and walk home.

Anyway, hopefully some of you find it as humorous as I did and if I offended any nude art models, I do apologize.

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Jan 27, 2006

Joke 81: Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Jan 26, 2006

Link: Escape Game

I found this Escape Game today and haven’t been able to stop playing it. You basically move around a red square avoiding bouncing blocks for as long as you can. Sounds simple, but it gets difficult VERY fast.

There was another game that was VERY similar to this were you had to use the arrow keys to move your dot around to avoid other dots that would chase you. Each level you would have to dodge more and more dots, trying to figure out the best strategy to keep them off you and to avoid the initial charge. I don’t recall the name or the URL of that game, if anybody knows it please let me know!

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Jan 26, 2006

News: Receptionist Robots

If you are a receptionist in Japan, you may get replaced by a new receptionist robot. The robot is called “Hello Kitty Robo” and costs only about $430 a month.

Outsourcing to different countries is one thing, but outsourcing to machines? But then again, technology and machines have constantly been “taking” jobs whether it be computers or manufacturing machines. Not sure where I stand on this… but the day my job is taken by a robot, I’m sure I’ll be quite upset.

File that under just wait for robot unions.

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Jan 26, 2006

Link: Star Wars Kid

Star Wars Kid Video

So I was talking with a friend the other day and apparently he had never heard of the Star Wars Kid video. The video is quite old, which is why I couldn’t believe there were still people out there that hadn’t seen the video.

In case you happen to be one of those people, you must check it out, because it’s just so damn funny. Oh, and the reason I posted this as a “link” instead of a “download” is because I linked to a page with multiple versions of the video. As such, if you’ve only seen the original, you can check out some of the humorous modifications as well.

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