Office Humor Blog

Yes, you read the title right… poem. I like to dabble in poetry so you will be seeing some poems up here once in awhile. I’ll try to keep them all office humor related, so don’t worry, you shouldn’t see any love poems or suicidal poems or anything like that. Anyway, below is the first, and hopefully not last, poem for this blog.

I Wanna
I wanna be underworked
and over paid.
I wanna daily bonus
and stocks to trade.

I wanna start at ten
and leave at three.
I wanna four hour lunch
and I want it for free.

I wanna corner office
and an amazing view.
I wanna foosball table
and a couch that’s new.

I wanna be my own boss
and a car I can flaunt.
I wanna have more.
That’s all I want.

update: I’ve added a design featuring this poem to the office humor store, so check it out!